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Netflix for Sex Toys?

Grinch's picture

This has to be a joke or borderline genius. I don't think it is a service I would try out though given what it is they are renting. Are you curious about what I am talking about yet? I'm sure you are so I won't delay in revealing this mysterious service.

Rent-a-dildo is a service very similar to Netflix but instead of getting DVD's you can get sex toys. I'm sure you are probably thinking what I did when I first heard of this. How safe is this? The website claims they have a patent pending cleaning process that ensures you a very safe experience. The are serious about safety and they should be given the myriad of diseases out there.

Another neat feature is you can try before you buy. What this means is, if you like the toy you rented so much you can keep it and they will charge you a replacement fee or you can purchase a new one at a discount. This option is actually pretty good. It isn't everyday you can try something like this out without buying it first.

What if you rent something that requires batteries to operate? They have an option to include batteries as well. That is some forward thinking on their part. Not everyone has a stash of batteries lying around so giving the option to include batteries is a great idea.

Don't have any lube handy? Don't fret, they include their own.

Overall, it seems like they have everything covered. You have to sign up to see their selection and they are offering a free trial. I'll have to keep my eye on this to see how they do. I give them an A for effort and originality.

If anyone does try this out please let me know how it goes as I am very curious but not curious enough to check it out myself.

Comments

jenny's picture

ewwwwwwwww

NO NO NO you can think all you want but that is just nasty. I am in no mood for aids or some other crusty crotch disease. I don't know how they are getting business who in their right mind would even give it a second thought? If you want a toy fine but buy it new. It should be called secondhand dildo's..

Unwashed Masses's picture

I concur! That is absolutely

I concur! That is absolutely obsurd and disgusting. I'm big on recycling and going "green" and all but there are definately limits. Who knows maybe it's a way for a type of terrorist to attack nasty, pathetic women, or gay men and stuff! People are SICK!