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We all know that Chuck Norris is the epitome of bad assness but I stumbled across a video that proves just how bad he really is.

This reminded me of other Chuck Norris related things. Here are ten facts about Mr. Norris:

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

You can view the other facts at Chuck Norris Facts. So always remember that Chuck Norris is the ultimate Bad Ass!