I want to take a quick moment to apologize to any family members who may read this. This is a subject I wanted to cover strictly because it humors me. With that being said some links I provide may not be safe to view if you are at work or could cause you to be ridiculed if your friends have a tendency to look over your shoulder while you are on the web.

I am one of the few people I know who actually read SPAM. I love reading it in fact. I find it humorous that banks I am not a member of want me to login so I can update my details. I also love male enhancement offers. These are my favorite and what I am going to focus on here in this entry.

Why do I find male enhancement offers humorous? It reminds me of the male fascination with their own private members. It seems to me every man is self conscious of what lies between their legs. Why is this? Simply put, it is porn. If you watch porn you may have noticed the men are well endowed. Some of them are downright freakish. It is rare to find a male porn star who is of average build. This has caused the average man to feel less of a man because he was not born with an enormous rod. Face it, not all of us were born lucky. Whoever said all men were created equal was a damn liar.

My stint in the Marine Corps made that point very clear. In boot camp we were required to shower every night. The showers were public and they would cram 30 of us in there at a time. Humans are curious by nature and you notice things. All men are not created equal. It is a simple fact of life. For some it is a cruel fact. For others it isn't a big deal because they were given a big deal.

Aside from porn what else causes men to worry over their genitalia? Bob. Yes Bob. We all know Bob from TV. There he is with his stupid grin on his face making us all feel worthless and small. If you don't know who Bob is you should watch TV more often. He is the lead character in the commercials for Enzyte. You can also see him in the following video.

Enzyte is the only male enhancement commercial I know of that runs regularly on TV. I've seen a few others on TV in the wee hours of the morning. This one talks about increasing that certain part of the male body and has guests such as Ron Jeremy and porn actresses. I can't remember the name of the product though. The commercials are quite entertaining though. So TV and porn are to blame for us being so concerned with our size.

Then of course you have the countless amount of SPAM discussing this issue. They usually have subjects along the lines of "Increase your size", "Do you feel like less of a man?", "Does your girlfriend think your small?" and my favorite "Get a big dick in 10 short days!". I read them and they usually advertise products with catchy names like "bigdik", "Extenze, and of course "Enzyte". If your go to Google and type in Male Enhancement you will get a ton of hits. I've done a tad of research on this subject and there are a few review sites for these products. Surprisingly enough they say you will see results. Interesting. Quite a few of them also suggest VigRx Plus as being the best. I cannot vouch for that myself but my interest is peaked. The crap isn't cheap though but many sites say you get what you pay for. So I assume penis enhancement pills that cost 10 bucks for a month supply would not be a wise choice.

What are in these magic pills? Various herbs which supposedly have been used for enhancement since the beginning of time. None of these pills are approved by the FDA but most sites claim they are safe and recommend you check with your physician before taking them. Seriously though, how many men will ask their doctors about the safety of penis enlargement pills? Probably not many.

VigRx Plus and several other websites have a testimonial page. I warn you. If you are uncomfortable with viewing the naked male appendage I do not recommend viewing those pages. The pictures listed are supposedly visual proof. Some seem a bit dubious to me. Why do I say that? A few look like they were taken at different stages of excitement. Some do seem to show a vast improvement. Who really knows.

I think we as men are stupid. Unless you have women telling you that you are hung like a gnat I don't see what the big deal is. If you can please your partner then why worry about it? I am like every one else. I have my moments of insecurity but I know my wife is pleased with how I am built. Most men probably fall into this category as well. So let it go. You will drive yourself insane worrying about this crap.

Alfred C. Kinsey did a huge study on penis size quite a while ago. He found that a majority of men fell into the six inch range. Only 14.2% of men were seven inches or larger when erect. So if you fall into that category consider yourself lucky. 52.7% of the men studied were between six and seven inches erect. 8% were smaller. I guess if you are in the 8% group you should kill yourself.

Somehow the porn industry has recruited the upper echelon of males. That doesn't mean you can't be a stud like them because you fall into the average category. As I stated earlier, get over yourself and move on. More than likely you are just fine. However, there are conflicting reports on whether or not size matters to a woman. Polls all over the net will tell you different things. Don't pay attention to them and listen to your partner. They will let you know if you are lacking or not.