Cell phones are handy devices. They could be considered one of our greatest inventions. They are convenient and perfect if you are on the road a lot. However, they can also be extremely annoying in the hands of the wrong person.

We have all been to restaurants trying to eat a nice meal with your family. There always seems to be at least one person who has to be on his/her cell talking as loudly as possible. We have also been waiting in a line trying to purchase something and some person in front of you can't take two seconds to stop talking on their cell to pay attention to the cashier thus causing you to wait even longer in line. Then there are those who drive and talk when they really shouldn't. Some people are not equipped to multi-task. I could go on and on about annoying cell phone habits but there is one in particular I want to discuss.

About an hour ago I went to use the restroom. There was a gentleman in one of the stalls talking on his cell. At first I thought he was in there getting some toilet paper to blow his nose when I suddenly realized he locked the door and dropped his pants. He continued to talk on the phone, it sounded like his wife or significant other. Nothing says I love you like talking to your spouse while dropping a mighty deuce in a public bathroom. I didn't stick around to find out how he handled the wiping portion. I really hope he hung up and finished his business but something tells me he probably didn't. How busy can you be to not have a moment to talk to your wife unless it is when you are sitting on the commode squeezing out a monster duke. That just seems rude and tells the person you really don't care. Personally, when I am on the shitter the last thing I am thinking about doing is holding a conversation with someone. What is scary is this guy isn't the first I have caught talking on the phone while taking a dump. Whatever happened to not answering your phone? I'm sure the person who called would understand you were busy.