Nine months old
been crying since it was born
Won't it ever shut up
Can't it ever shut up

Sunrise to sunset
Noon to midnight
The kid cries forever
it's quickly driving me insane

It cries for food
It cries for water
It cries for mommy
I need to find an end to the crying

Hush little baby mommy's gone
daddy will make you better
Just watch the pillow engulf you
in sweet serenity

The silence is golden
Baby's done crying for good
daddy saw to that
but now mommy's crying

Daddy shouldn't worry
since I know how to stop
the crying for good